I shook my head. "No. I've been home for hours. Was just about to head down to the buffet for breakfast..." I wanted to beat the man's head into the door, but instead, I decided to kill him with kindness. "Come on, man. What do you say, we go get you a cup of coffee and sober you up. And we can eat until we bust the button on our pants." I laughed, it sounded so fake, but he seemed to be way too drunk to notice.